We're just like you.  We connected through an online dating service--OK Cupid, to be exact.  Our first date was at a fun Seattle tapas-and-sangria bar.  We fell in love.  We are engaged to be married.  We know that you, too, can find love.  Let us help you.

Dating Is Animalistic Mating, When You Get Down to It

Source: Attenborrowed from wreckandsalvage on Vimeo.

As it turns out, all this sophisticated online dating stuff, with its mysterious, proprietary algorithms, amounts to just one thing:

Brutal, sweaty animalistic mating.

Yeah.  From our ivory tower at the Guruplex, we vehemently believe that dating is mating; or, to put it in terms that cause the pearl-clutchers to faint, it's all about one animal planting himself into another animal and depositing seed.  Adjust the variables and terminology according to straight, gay, dyke, or other.

So in the same vein, there's an Internet meme called "Attenborrowing."  Narrative commentary by David Attenborough from his famed nature series in the 1970s and 1980s is laid on top of film clips from today--with perfectly winning results.

Here, Attenborough narrates the notorious Miley Cyrus/Robin Thicke 2013 MTV awards. Review:  Dating Site or Hookup Site or...Just What IS This Thing? Review: Dating Site or Hookup Site or...Just What IS This Thing?

My Date Is Into Kink. I'm Not So Sure I Am. Help Me!